Saturday, May 31, 2025

My Greatest Design Splurge That Ended Up A Complete Shameful Horror Story (11 Years Later)

So right here’s a tragic, shameful story that I feel I by no means advised you (as a result of unhappy and shameful nature of it). It’s about that ficus tree, the beloved, magazine-friendly ficus tree. I wished that tree so badly for the Glendale lounge for causes you may see – it was INCREDIBLE and the room actually benefited from its lovely sculptural form. However I used to be an irresponsible plant lover, careless and reckless, and in the end nearly killed her useless. However not earlier than it tortured me for years (because it ought to – it was a really poisonous relationship). Now that I consider it, it was a horrible relationship, however because the particular person in energy, I take full duty for this one. So right here’s what occurred…

In 2014, I purchased the tree from Mickey Hargitay Vegetation in LA – a reasonably well-known unique indoor plant retailer. I actually don’t keep in mind how a lot it was – however $1,200 is coming to thoughts (it might have been extra, sadly). I’m positive I additionally needed to pay for supply and the pot, so I’m in all probability now in at the very least $1600. The small print are all murky as a result of it was so way back, or maybe as a result of I repressed all of it. All I do know is that we had been scheduled to shoot the home for {a magazine}, and I felt that I NEEDED that plant to convey a lot life, colour, and visible curiosity to the room. It must also be mentioned that I liked it, but when I didn’t should publicly show-and-tell my life to an viewers, I doubtless wouldn’t have spent that then (we didn’t have that sort of additional funds on the time). I introduced it dwelling and it was immediately unimaginable. Till…

picture by mike garten for good housekeeping journal | from: my home tour from good housekeeping

A few yr in (or so, no concept), it began shedding some leaves and searching unhappy. That is doubtless as a consequence of my neglect, however might even have been as a result of this plant didn’t need to be inside, or maybe was too heat in the summertime (our lounge received so scorching in the summertime as a consequence of big west-facing home windows and no insulation). Regardless, it was unhappy and I didn’t know what to do. I googled, referred to as plant individuals, and even had somebody come and take a look at it once they identified to me that it had aphids.

picture by tessa neustadt

Aphids undoubtedly sounded gross to me, and I nonetheless don’t totally grasp what they’re, however the symptom was tiny black issues on the leaves. I’m fairly positive we tried to deal with it with one thing, after which in fact I realized how you can correctly water it on the cadence that it wished (which sadly I don’t keep in mind now). However then it received worse…

picture by stephanie todaro | from: for the love of the muu muu

SAP SO MUCH SAP…

What you may’t see is the sap that was dropping from the entire sick leaves, all around the furnishings and flooring. The sap ruined every thing beneath it (which is why I didn’t have that rug anymore). Charlie couldn’t crawl round there, and when Elliot was born, we needed to keep away from it. We’d clear it and clear it and scrub, however we couldn’t sustain with it. It simply grew to become the nook that nobody might go close to, and I needed to steer visitors to take a seat elsewhere. I’m fairly positive we needed to refinish the flooring earlier than we bought (or perhaps not, perhaps we simply nearly did).

picture by tessa neustadt

I felt so dumb and silly. It was all my fault, however I didn’t know how you can repair it (I even tried to be actually form to it), however I began actually resenting it (fairly positive it is a poisonous relationship analogy). I wished it higher or gone, however being confronted with my very own disgrace/mistake/splurge all day made me so mad at myself and it.

picture by tessa neustadt

Right here you may see it wanting unhappy (and this was earlier than it misplaced much more leaves). By the tip, after we needed to transfer, I imagine I truly paid somebody to take it away – nobody wished it even at no cost. That was till I requested Tessa Neustadt (my good friend and photographer on the time) if she would take it (if she didn’t have to maneuver it herself), and I imagine she planted it in her yard. I do not know the way it’s doing, however I’m going to inform myself that it’s thriving now and so completely satisfied to be away from me and within the earth.

So What Did I Study?

I didn’t deserve to simply purchase one thing willy-nilly with out understanding how you can take care of it. This saved me from shopping for and holding houseplants for years (I might purchase for shoots, then give them instantly away to my staff).

I might be actually hasty in terms of emotional design components, probably not considering by means of the results (this isn’t the final time I’ll additionally make this error.

Unique crops are an enormous funding and it is best to discover out earlier than taking them dwelling what kind of surroundings they want. I can’t converse to what this wanted, I don’t keep in mind, however I actually don’t assume I did my due diligence considering it might “be fantastic!” which is typical for me and one in all my worst character traits.

Why Am I Telling You This?

I came upon these previous photographs just lately and was blown over with each nostalgia for that home (and the tree, and the toddler kissing my tummy) and disgrace of what I had finished. I figured I’d share to remind you that issues aren’t all the time what they seem like in fairly homes on the web, and so many errors are being made behind the scenes. Hoping to not get cancelled due to this, however maybe the statute of limitations will defend me because it’s been 11 years 🙂

Opening Picture Credit score: Photograph by Tessa Neustadt


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