Friday, August 15, 2025

What’s Unsuitable With Our Visitor Cottage

Okay, first off, sure, I feel we’re calling it The Visitor Cottage now. Too many individuals have been confused about “carriage home”, questioning the place that is, why it’s, what it’s – and everybody will get “visitor cottage,” aka on our property, however not the place we stay, and she or he is outdated. As a reminder, we employed Tom Island, Portland’s finest and most likable and enthusiastic older dwelling inspector (or any dwelling), to inform us what’s improper with our visitor cottage. He was the unique inspector after we closed on the home, and we LOVED his degree of expertise, experience, and enthusiasm about our classic property (he’s a former builder, so only a wealth of information). Now, I’d say that almost all of what he wrote on the inspection report wasn’t an enormous shock – every thing must be mounted or changed – like EVERYTHING, however we do have excellent news on the finish!!!

WAIT, WATCH THE QUICK YOUTUBE!!!

Sure, you’re going to get the inspection right here, nevertheless it’s WAY extra enjoyable watching on YouTube. It’s fast and enjoyable, I promise 🙂

Now for the written report. We simply screengrabbed block by block with Tom’s notes in blue.

The Roofing

The roof doesn’t truly look unhealthy from the skin on elements of it, however over the canning room, it truly is and positively leaks so much. My hope could be to restore, not completely change (naturally). So we’ll see.

On the within, you possibly can see mildew progress and lead harm (and we felt it too within the winter). It was gnarly in right here!!!

The Chimney

Non-functioning chimney ought to go – however what if we like the way it seems? It seems his report says it’s unsafe, and “falling”. And yeah, no gutters, so now we have an actual water administration downside.

The Siding

Whereas these photographs look unhealthy, he advised us in individual that the siding actually doesn’t must be changed. In addition to the rotting, the wooden is robust and certain, has some holes. Since it could be so costly to repair ll of it, our hope is simply to interchange what HAS to be and repaint to match.

He’s very critical within the report, however in particular person, he was like “sure, it wants assist, however that is such nice outdated siding that we should always simply repair it. We would wish to customized mill the wooden to interchange it, which could be very costly (he mentioned both $150 a linear foot or $15 a linear foot – someway my mind didn’t clock the decimal placement, lol).

The Home windows

All of us love outdated home windows and wavy glass, however these are in unhealthy form. In the event that they aren’t cracked or lacking, the wooden is completely damaged or rotting.

My aim/plan could be to interchange the home windows the place they’re, not transfer or add. The home is properly lit, and sure, I even love the awkward window on the second ground. We truly may cut back the home windows within the canning room as a result of the large one seems out to a tall fence 2 toes away (so it offers no mild and is kind of the eyesore). Plus, that may be the music room (Charlie is such a great drummer, if I can brag a bit about my son), so much less glass, extra insulation might be higher if we try this.

The Breezeway/Lined Walkway

I feel what he’s saying is that the entire thing actually ought to be changed (ARCIFORM additionally advised us this again and again), however we have been like, so what? It’s outdated and rickety? It’s not like our youngsters sleep beneath it. The largest problem is that the rain from it pours onto the siding, rotting out the home. So we will certainly make some changes to that, and certain, if now we have to interchange the entire thing, we wil,l however my aim could be to restore, not change.

Ants!

We’ve obtained some pleasant carpenter ants. I’m unsure if you happen to demo this out first or get a pest management particular person on the job – we are going to determine it out.

The Plumbing

Tom didn’t know the way outdated the plumbing was, however near 100 years outdated. It’s rusted by means of and must be ripped out and changed.

Sure, the sink does want changing, LOL. BTW, it’s a Kohler sink! I forgot Kohler had been round that lengthy!!

My favourite quote of the inspection: “Upstairs rest room wants new bathroom”. INDEED. That’s the outlet within the ground. I don’t know when there was a rest room (perhaps within the Nineteen Forties?) and when it was eliminated (or the extra daunting query…why????). The bathe is wooden, probably as a result of solely the rich may afford tile on the time. As you possibly can think about, it didn’t maintain up properly, and I’m not even certain we’re going to put in a bathe up right here, but when we do, ought to we make our personal tile? Accumulate sufficient classic??? METHINKS YES.

Yeah, he wasn’t impressed with the state of the pipes..it’s all obtained to goooooooo.

He thought the water heater was from the 80s, which made me suppose, did somebody stay right here once I was a baby??? Appears a lot older than that!

The Electrical

Okay, so we predict the home obtained knob and tube electrical energy within the Twenties or Nineteen Forties (Isn’t that wild? Lower than 100 years in the past, folks in rural America didn’t have indoor lighting, and now our lives are outsourced to AI robots???? TECHNOLOGY IS UNFATHOMABLE). So there may be some hodgepodge electrical from that point after which after.

You see, knob and tube (the outside conduits on the ceiling – not likely proven right here) isn’t grounded or protected. So then within the 60s they added extension cords on the ceiling, you realize, with a staple gun! For sure, all has to go, and the home must be rewired. I’ll write extra about this later as I study it, however I actually don’t need to intestine this home. My hope is that we are able to both simply carry up sure boards (which I heard is a factor) or use fairly conduit for the essential lighting fixtures and shops (additionally a factor). Or perhaps it’s a combo. Extra on that later (additionally, HELP).

Everyone seems to be charmed by this range, and I’m, too, in concept. But it surely’s not prefer it’s cute (no offense, range). Sure, it’s superior that you would be able to open it and warmth it with wooden burning within it, nevertheless it screams “I’m going to burn your home down,” and once more, it’s not prefer it’s this cute “may have come from Downton Abbey” range. Tom simply mentioned it wants cleansing out, however that range isn’t staying. And no, neither is the asbestos.

The Basis

The lengthy and the in need of it’s that all the basis wants fixing, changing, or simply pouring within the first place.

The home was constructed over time, and a number of the “rooms” had a tiny crawl area and others have been simply wooden on grime, and for others, a slab was poured. All of it must be handled. Does anybody know a sizzling basis model to work with? LOL.

Yeah, extra basis disgrace. They actually cobbled collectively these homes, placing wooden on a brick on a stone – like that bizarre TikTok development the place ladies are standing on a can of pickles on a field of one thing in a excessive heel?? That’s how this home was constructed.

Right here’s the official analysis:

We weren’t stunned and but completely bummed. We don’t know a lot, however we all know that “want to interchange basis” seemed like tens of 1000’s (or extra). And never one thing we are able to’t DIY. Extra on that quickly.

SO WHAT IS THE GOOD NEWS????

Nicely, Tom truly mentioned all of the wooden was in fairly nice form (and the home is like 100% wooden). The posts and beams that maintain the home up are robust (outdated progress FTW), and the flooring and ceiling wooden are so lengthy and clear (prime quality). He was impressed with how robust the home was; she’s a 200-year-old Olympic athlete! WE don’t must intestine it and change all of the wooden, simply repair the muse and every thing else, however the construction can stay principally intact (he thinks). After all, we’re hiring an engineer together with a basis contractor and must get it permitted, so praying that they don’t make us take off all the inside aspect or exterior siding to repair every thing. Tom actually didn’t suppose we would have liked to. Simply spot restore as wanted – not an overhaul. After all, he mentioned that about our primary home right here that we ended up gutting, however that’s as a result of we needed to open up the partitions – it was truly so much grosser on this home (drywall and plaster crumbling in every single place), in addition to the attractive home windows. He even thinks that the flooring beneath the gross laminate asbestos flooring is actually fairly lengthy wooden planks that could possibly be salvaged.

An enormous because of Tom Island for his report. If you’re in Portland (or surrounding areas, he lives within the Willamette Valley) and need an inspector with plenty of house-building expertise (and a lover of older properties), he’s actually unimaginable. And his spouse follows – Hello!! 🙂

*** Oh, and for these of you who reached out about restoration teaching, I haven’t gotten again to anybody but!!! I’ve been so slammed touring, then catching up, then touring once more with children earlier than summer time is over. Nonetheless no replace on the paranormal investigator, however I did get a house non secular counselor that could possibly be enjoyable to speak to. We now have an appointment on the Oregon Historic Society quickly to hopefully higher perceive who lived right here, after they constructed it, the way it was used, what the neighborhood was like -anything 🙂

Opening Picture Credit: Pictures by Kaitlin Inexperienced | Left From: Earlier than Exterior Tour | Proper From: Earlier than Inside Tour

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